I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
