i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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