I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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