no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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