it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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