You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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