That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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