We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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