i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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