I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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