why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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