some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
