the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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