I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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