oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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