How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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