If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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