dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do vagina's smell?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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