That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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She's the barista slut.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.