this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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