maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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