mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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