just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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