I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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