you guys were way drunker than both of me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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