Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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