He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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