Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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