Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You don't make any sense
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