jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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