Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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