If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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