He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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