I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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