The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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