Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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