stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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