Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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