I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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