You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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