yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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