I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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