My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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