ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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