I hate all girls vehemently.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
