But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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