I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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