I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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