I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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