I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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