and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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