A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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