Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
