I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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