Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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